The calls started coming in December.
“Are you doing your coin-flip bracket this year? I can’t wait!” – Gene, Knoxville TN
“Who do the coins like this year?! OMG I LOVED the coin-flip bracket!!!” – Andrea, Chicago IL
“You MUST do the coin-flip bracket again this year! Also, you are very attractive and charming.” – Cecilia, Climax PA
Well, loyal acolytes, Scotticus hears your cries. The man who put the "gnostic” in “prognostication” has once again obliterated the limits of human thumb muscles, flipped nearly 1000 coins, and brought you the March Madness equivalent of a donkey-kick to the gonads:
North Carolina brings home banner number six.
Last year, my system picked Duke. This year: those filthy Tar Heels. I can only assume next year’s bracket will find a way to crown either Kim Jong Il or Michael Bay as NCAA champs.
I’m going to go vomit for the next three weeks. Here’s your stupid bracket:
Go here to see the details of the system I used, and here to see how chance is way smarter than you.